THANK YOU JENNI HERD
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
my life is like a teenage boy
nominated for 4 academy awards
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship